I see you peering through frosted windows

so, it snowed a lot.

also, turns out there is actually a bitters shortage.

thing number three: next time it snows in the dc area, no more “cute” puns like SNOWpocalypse, or SNOWmageddon, or SNOWmygod, or whatever. it’s now just “it’s gonna snow,” or “snow storm.” four feet of snow later, you’re allowed to just say what it is. seriously.

(that’s right, hipsters. irony is out. earnest is now cool.)

oh, and stop throwing snowballs at police officers. i shouldn’t have to tell you that.

*tip o’ the hat to MAC for “Girl-pants.”

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